Pacifiers will be available at the 240 Security Desk for all of the returning crybabies .
Blue for boys and pink for girls!
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Smells like 15th floor bathroom up there
BNY Mellon literally never read what ‘FOW’ actually means. The FOW has consistently meant WFH and eventually 4 day work weeks. Study after study has said so. Of course the BNY version has to include ‘in-person collaboration’ so the execs can have their worker bees at their expensive real estate. The people that stick around are sycophants and those who didn’t plan for the inevitable reality that the company would want to go back to how things were and this will actually pave the way for less WFH sooner rather than later. To the pacifier poster, you must love shoving your nose deep in those as--s. Have fun!
Wait. That’s se-ual stereotyping. We need gender neutral binkies for RTO
On March, 7 you still live in your mom's basement.
Vacation my a$$$. Spent a lot of the time spent commuting…..working. Banks loss. Will be incommunicado for the hours spent commuting. But at least I’ll get free coffe and selfies at the office
Don’t forget the diapers.
Your 2 year vacation is over.
Thanks, you id--ts made me laugh all day today.
nothing better to do on a saturday i see?
Ok, Boomer.
Just make sure you don't set yours down next to your bu-t plug. Although, you're probably used to the taste if you get them mixed up.
WFH or Office, but there's no need to throw a damn party and worship being in the office. Time in the office does not equal getting work done.
Send in the clowns 🤣
Aw, did I hit a nerve?🤣
I’m trans so there will be a mysource social article celebrating my appearance.
Are you (OP) not the one crying for others to RTO? Does it make you upset when the Peakon survey asks "BNYM is a place where I can make friends"?
and your clown wig will be waiting on your desk, troll.