I was thinking a chopping block or maybe a Damocles sword. Maybe a dog and pony show, with clowns riding them. Or maybe Mackey and Robb grinning while holding huge bags of money.
I can't believe these turds are actually going to have appreciation week. But then again by April we will probably be working for whichever company buys wfm out, all 20 of us that will still work there.
I am upset about Whole Foods treating their employees with no respect. I know that I have seen
theses employees bend over backwards to help customers, even though half of the people who shop their are snobs and snots. Whole Foods employees remember the F**k Meditation!
How about a giant Allegro dildo with Christina Minardi and Scott Allshouse smiling approvingly in the background?
A bottle of Starkey Water. GET BEHIND IT!
How about a t shirt that's made in America????
LOL, love the concept, can't wait to get the shirt. Wait, can we add one element: A bargain table stacked with remainder copies of "Conscious Capitalism"...Originally $17.95, then that's crossed off and a handwritten price shows $9.95, then that's crossed off and the next price is 99 cents, then that's crossed off and a second sign says "Screw it, free with any purchase."
That would actually be a great TM tee shirt: A picture of the executive team standing in front of two monitors: They're all holding their option certificates, focused on one monitor with a stock price chart while on the other monitor, results show a steady decline in the company's fortunes and they aren't paying any attention to it. The stock price was over $67 a couple of years ago. Now it's $33. Wow, investors must be thrilled.
And if they did not have appreciation week you would be complaining too...team members like you need to move on. Stock is up today...just a little,but up...customer count in many regions is up,basket size too...but you don't mention this...reality has no place in your world...spoiled by a system that babied you.We who like our jobs are better if you leave...please go....YM
How about tumbleweed blowing through the aisles ... Not only to represent no employees but also, no customers...🌵
How about a picture of a monkey flinging its feces around? Seems appropo. In an organic banana plantation of course.
How about a red herring? Dress it up in a bowtie and hipster glasses and we have ourselves a winner!
Anything will be better than last year's penis, I mean pickle.
How about an image of the regional "leaders" drinking $50 wine, flashing credit cards and cavorting in a pile of cash and stock certificates next to a mansion, high-fiving each other while several thin, starving team members look on holding boxes, food trays and paperwork. The caption: "Changing the world never felt so good!"
I never wore those shitty tshirts anyways...
Why not a pic of the latest hire- Santa Ho aka Tien Ho. Apparently, he has a magic wand. Add to the pic John & Walter as onlookers! I think this may make good reading! Hey just think out of the box here!
How about an employee over a free range , gluten free barrel with their pants around their knees... "Squeal like a pig boy"
Smoke and mirrors....they are all delusional....maybe a big pitcher of KOOL AID WITH Mackey and Robb stirrng it. Will there be any TM left? Maybe the names of all the TM that were eliminated. Just disgusting how they believe they did nothing wrong.
Sword of Damocles, that's hilarious. Thanks for the great laugh.