Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

“The key to success is collaboration”

OMG! How insightful! I can’t believe I never heard this one before. Just how can some lowly peon like me impart just have of this wisdom to pass onto others? Seriously though, this mantra is really going to separate the men from the boys here. Wow

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Post ID: @OP+1sWy0tlU

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Just like I would ever have thought to run the company better. I thought running it badly was key. Genius.

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Post ID: @2rhn+1sWy0tlU

More like corroboration. Just go along with all the id--tic polices being forced on us. It's not like the company every empowered any of their "managers", much less all employees.

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Post ID: @1tqp+1sWy0tlU

@rhf

A day without a racist comment would be nice for a change. What happened to you to make you so hateful?

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Post ID: @1oeg+1sWy0tlU

The key to success is taking the most amount of credit for the least amount of work

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Post ID: @1atq+1sWy0tlU

to whoever that gave us this 'Key'... "Yawn! tell us something we dont know". Heard this 20 years ago, what do you have to offer as an executive other than your made up success at GS or wherever. huh..

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Post ID: @1xdn+1sWy0tlU

@qip

No, Collaboration is a code word for one overworked S.M.E. stuck training a team of dunces who have actively avoided ever learning their jobs for years. It never works out, as is obvious here, and they then resurface on this board whining about layoffs.

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Post ID: @pli+1sWy0tlU

Collaborate with people you cant understand... change the name of the bank and be honest. This is hardly NY or US Bank.

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Post ID: @rhf+1sWy0tlU

Nothing like “collaboration” to delay work from being done. “Collaboration” is a code word for gossip, BS, and hypothesis on ideas that make no sense. If “collaboration” was all I needed to do my job why does a job require experience or a degree? In all fairness it can be quite funny watching a bunch of people who know a lot of nothing “collaborating” like their ideas are important and everyone’s opinion should be heard, all while on a “teams” call with people from other offices of course.

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Post ID: @qip+1sWy0tlU

It would be nice if the upper crust understood what us peons did.

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Post ID: @djm+1sWy0tlU

: @xnk+1sWy0tlU - pro tip- learn to read period before you act like grammar police . Clown

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Post ID: @avs+1sWy0tlU

Pro Tip: You reread before posting.

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Post ID: @xnk+1sWy0tlU

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