Thread regarding Bank of America layoffs

Dearly Beloved...
We are gathered to this forum here today
To get through this thing called Bank of America
A dysfunctional place, B of A
A stock price that won't crash forever but it's still a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else…
The BOA afterworld…..
A world of Never-Ending Happiness
You can always still see the bank tellers, day but never night
So when you call up that Area Manager in Charlotte, North Carolina
You know the one, Mr. I-Know-Everything-Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your paycheck is left
Ask him how much of your year-end stock bonus, baby
'Cause in this cubicle
Things are much harder than in the layoff afterworld
In this job adventure
You're on your own
And if the computer system crashes on down
Please don’t go crazy!