... over the past decade. Go team!
More details in two weeks -- still hard at work on the finer details.
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My managers left me alone to complete my (programming) tasks without interference. About the only thing where I would be asked to be sure to complete it, was the survey. I suspect the managers are pressured to achieve a North Korean 100%.
oh, everyone knows. It's a big fat open secret that we all joke and moan about each year.
Managers included.
Seems only Top of the House is oblivious. (or perhaps willingly so? as long as they have so-called "engagement" numbers to share with the Board.)
How can anyone see any validity in a survey that your manager compels you to do?
They push us so hard to complete, I'm surprised they don't just fill it out for us.
It is not just the people on this board. It's a JOKE and EVERYONE across the company -- all groups, all roles, all regions -- knows!!!!!!
Are the results met with universal cynicism, or just here?
I think they meant to say "Indices are down compared to last year when we forced RTO, but we matched the score from pre-pandemic that was a high score at the time, so we'll just stress that and ignore how satisfaction went up during the 2 WFH years after that."
LIES
Only 3 questions in the survey = “Engagement Index”
Breaking news!! Employee satisfaction is up 75%, over the past century!!
Woohooo we’re number 1!
I can't believe this pathetic azz CEO and his cronies would put bulshlit out there on the employee survey. I was reading it on flagshlit and almost vomited on my keyboard when I saw there fake results and news on this matter. These mofos need to step down immediately. They must think we are stupid to believe this after the asinine RTO move and low azz pay raise we receive. CEO BM and your f-kning cronies can kiss my azzz.
Fake news. I wonder how many backflips they had to do to come up with even that number.
They are so full of themselves, breathing in each other's fa-t gas all day.
Total denial by Emperor with No Clothes management team.
It surprises to me, to some extent, the bank's level of cynicism in turning the figures around to (attempt to) make them look positive at all costs, as well as the lack of humility to accept that the results of the survey were clearly negative. Do they think we are fools? With this type of messages they only make clear their arrogance, absurd and stubborn denialism, their unwillingness to accept that they are wrong, in addition to their institutionalized disdain for the rights of their workers. This is another level of disrespect.
There's so much spin on it that it made me dizzy
Lol I love how they finesse the data to try and make it look like they’re a great place to work. The whole world shifted in the last two years and they’re focused on how the last decade was. So out of touch and behind the times.