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Eliza is a scam

This eliza thing is completely useless

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I don’t think Eliza is 100% useless as you can ask it simple questions you already know the answers to and she may get it right 🤣. I do think BNY is in a race to over leverage this whole thing and I don’t see it ending particularly well

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Post ID: @v1+1jp2wp1xp

This post's comment section might be the most united one I've ever seen on the entire forum, lol.

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Post ID: @r1+1jp2wp1xp

I can't stop laughing at how stupid our senior management is!

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Post ID: @qg+1jp2wp1xp

@kd, you're going to have to change history.com if you want to change history.
https://www.history.com/news/eliza-alexander-hamilton-legacy

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@jg+1

I hear that ELIZA was just named BNY employee of the year, named Chief Digital Employee, promoted to Managing Director and given $10 million in stock options.

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Post ID: @ms+1jp2wp1xp

Actually RV is wrong. Alexander Hamilton’s wife was named Elizabeth. Their daughter was named Eliza. What can you expect from someone who is ignorant of history and our founding fathers. As for being the first digital employee, will Eliza get be put on PIP when it is proven to be a tur-d? Will Eliza get sent packing? Will we get 8 Elavarasi’s from AI Pune to replace Eliza???

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Post ID: @kd+1jp2wp1xp

UI is even worse.. i dont even know where to start

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Post ID: @ev+1jp2wp1xp

@a4, metaverse is not nearly as transformational as Zuck thought but AI is way more transformational than most people realize. Especially if you train it on data you know is true instead of the misinformation things like MS copilot are trained on. Garbage in, garbage out. But you can still use it to get information quickly, you just need to navigate to the real answer like you do with a simple google search. I use copilot quite a bit to ask questions about github code and it really increases my productivity.

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Post ID: @ef+1jp2wp1xp

Even the name is ripped off from the first natural language processing model. From 1966.

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Post ID: @bw+1jp2wp1xp

Eliza AI has been a joke since 1982. You’re the last to know Rip Van Winkle.

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Post ID: @a8+1jp2wp1xp

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The 3-Card Monty Trifecta of Worldwide Societal Downfall.

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Post ID: @a7+1jp2wp1xp

Dear Eliza,
Get me a new job. Pick the 6 winning lottery numbers. When will I get laid off? Can you shine my knob Eliza?
And all I get is ‘do the needful… do the needful… do the needful’

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@a4+1jp2wp1xp
Agree 100%. Just like ‘free coffee’ , this thing is a gimmick, a fake, a lie, a grift as you say. It checks the ‘feel good’ box. Eliza is about as useful as Hugh Hefner’s sausage.

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Post ID: @a5+1jp2wp1xp

Most of this AI stuff is a giant grift. It’s just the current tool companies are using to boost stock price. Metaverse BS failed so now we’re on to AI. At least this is tangible and could someday be something special. But for the foreseeable future it’s just a talking point

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Post ID: @a4+1jp2wp1xp

It’s just a wrapper of chatGpt.and they call it innovation

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Post ID: @a3+1jp2wp1xp

Agreed, I got access and it su-ks. Kept answering questions in circles.

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