Oh Yes, we will hear how we are positioning ourselves to now move Mount Everest with the new model and less effort. How did we ever live before this came along? Be sure to fast for 8 hours and take Xanax with lots of water before going to this meathead meeting. If you are prone to priapism or environmental lupus episodes, let the people’s team know before you decline.
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Good auld ‘D’ grew up in the Limerick slums of Ireland. Never learnt a thing at UL except for 🐌🐸 his way around town. Some things never change.
It’s also affectionately known as Dermie’s headcount reduction model or HCRM for short.
Pl@tf0rm Op3rat1ng M0de!
Can someone seriously explain why we can't write PŌM without triggering the word censor?
If I'm not mistaken, P-M is a brand of antioxidant drink. 🐸
What is 🇵🅾️🇲?
@h2+1jwvy1y13 If only there had been 10+ people to tell him this first. The ego exhibited is alarming
they are already deviating from palm. engineers working multiple areas to leverage skill, hiring a project manager cause STE/RTE are useless, realizing oh wait we actually need a QA team cause developers dont want two jobs
Welcome back to the same story of the man and his enormous head.
P-e oh emm is a flop
As soon as Mckensy is peddeling something else
P-O-M? 🤯
What is P-M?
How long before they give up and say this isn’t working and move on to something else like every other project this cr-p place has done.
I don’t even understand. They laid off people on my Pune team because of it, and we aren’t even using it yet. It’s just making more work for me cause they let go the people who knew what they were doing (at least somewhat) and left people who have no clue.
It seems everything the British are put in charge of here, ends up a total sloppy clusterf..k or a surrender. This meeting is a microcosm of what’s wrong here top to bottom
Who can listen to that same cr-p over and over again? Everything is great! P-M is going to be great! High five each other! Maybe they can just replay the last town hall. We won’t be getting any updated info or specifics on anything. This will be another hour that we can’t get back.