KD our fearless minister of people and culture will be hosting an informal meeting with the Houston staff. This will be KD’s last official visit to the United States and she is keen on commiserating and socializing. The top leadership will all go to the World Cup England match in bp’s private suite… Ta ta
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@gh My heart goes out to whichever company ends up with her next.
Just think 1 year ago KD was the most feared player at bp. Now she is actually at human scale and vulnerable just like the thousands she laid off…some for reason, some for needed cost control, and many for perceived ideological differences..
@gz has to burn her holidays just like the rest of us.
@gm but now they all have do her bidding
KD is on her 5th co-ktail 🍹. Will she be able to summon the power of the coven to give England the advantage? She mesmerized bp for 16 years can she succeed in her final mission in the United States?
Will the Viking army force its self like the old days. 2026 Norway exports oil and gas to England while the English North Sea looks an industrial Mogadishu…
Hahaha Norway leads. KD is probably on her fourth co-ktail and dissociating into oblivion.
Almost everyone in the stadium is cheering for Norway. I hope our Ginger Queen is drunk and miserable.
KD last seen with a rum drink and a younger Latino baller in Miami Beach…living her best life…16 years of forced woke initiatives takes a toll…
What a waste of money
The biggest lesson learned…Bernadette’s are now on notice…Meg has been advised of the rot…there a few more remaining…progressed artificially and now it’s 2026 FAFO
Kerry Dryburgh appreciated all the well wishes!
Off to Miami for the World Cup…This has been a banner year for KD, Ran off a CEO and CoB, brought in Meg and then got her own layoff date after 16 years of service.
Should have given the tickets to some real england fans. It’s coming home 🏴🏴🏴🏆
Come on down and meet the minister of culture and people. Share your stories and have cookies and frozen yogurt
Albert would never
Lol. I didn’t get an invitation 😢
@OP Now there’s a coincidence, yogurt for the masses, prime England seats for the leadership. A balanced diet of corporate hospitality.
It’s Friday. No one will be in