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Toilet paper

We have to buy our own office supplies, now do we need to bring TP during water cooler collaboration days?

2 days in a row 2 of the 3 stalls have no TP.

This place sucks

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Post ID: @OP+1n95cLXA

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Never an open stall because the floor is so over crowded. I’m ready to use the portajohn outside the building - it’s probably cleaner also

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Post ID: @vvom+1n95cLXA

No TP in 1 stall. Other stall has po-p on the seat.
1 stall left for the whole floor.

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Post ID: @7vqp+1n95cLXA

Too many people were flushing paper towels down the toilets.

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Post ID: @5dnq+1n95cLXA

TP today but overflowing garbage cans, pi-s or water all over the floors & no paper towels.

What a dump

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Post ID: @4zhr+1n95cLXA

What office is this where you have to bring your own toilet paper

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Post ID: @3mwe+1n95cLXA

Report it to OSHA.

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Post ID: @2qxv+1n95cLXA

Just do the needful and drop the load for crying out loud. Use computer paper for toilet paper if need be. Wait no more computer paper no printers. C🥳😎🎉

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Post ID: @2upn+1n95cLXA

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I p-op
On company time

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Post ID: @1jef+1n95cLXA

Asking The company to just give you free expense on supplies? Who do you think you are ? You want TP, well, you need to create a MER . Submit it to the EC and justify why you cant take this dump in India, Poland or Florida. Then you need to scrunch up your bu-t cheeks while you go to 17 meetings to review your ask then get approval. If you get it, then you need to make sure you put up a PPM project and allocate cleaning people resources and book your dump time. Then you need to take your ‘dump plan’ to the architecture review so they can make sure it doesnt pose a risk or maybe we can use ‘Hamilton’ to help. Then, you need ‘mylearning’ to make sure you listen to recorded messages on making sure your dump event is DEI. Maybe 10 months later you can implement...... or you can go agile and do this ‘project’ at home and just hold your bowels while at the office :)

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Post ID: @1ygw+1n95cLXA

At this pace we will soon pay BNYM to work.

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Post ID: @1qfr+1n95cLXA

Most Asian toilets have Water pistols or jet sprays . You insert that near your ahole tp clean the area after you take a dump.

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Post ID: @1drh+1n95cLXA

I thought this was going to be another post about our restricted stock units.

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Post ID: @yhl+1n95cLXA

fill out a facilities request to have it corrected and quit complaining.

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Post ID: @zfp+1n95cLXA

Four squares per person per day.

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Post ID: @xzu+1n95cLXA

@mge+1n95cLXA
Same here. I cannot fathom that they also po-p.

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Post ID: @kcx+1n95cLXA

The REAL question I have: does upper management use the restrooms? I cannot see them going number two- it seems that is beneath them. Maybe that is why they are full of ——

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Post ID: @mge+1n95cLXA

Ewww- in the Pittsburgh office (8th floor referenced by someone else), there is a poor chap who has a motorized scooter and I guess he cannot clean himself properly, because the seat is all smeared with cookie when he is done.

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Post ID: @fnu+1n95cLXA

The bathrooms are atrocious. Most of the blame is on our employees. You would think farm animals are using the toilets. Flush the toilet after you unload!!

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Post ID: @agx+1n95cLXA

Also- the 8th floor restroom (the one with three stalls): NONE have toilet paper!

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Post ID: @koh+1n95cLXA

The Pittsburgh office is bizarre: during Covid, when no one was here, the cleaning crew cleaned like crazy; overkill, actually- on the hour! Now that people are back, days go by with no toilet paper, paper towels, hand soap, and it is quite obvious that the floors haven’t seen a mop in years. The other day, a cockroach the size of a Buick was skirting in and out of one stall! Smh…

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