Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

Gaming the System - Badge Swipes

Must achieve minimum 60% in 4 weeks (20 BD span):

1- Use full allotment of Sick (10 days), Personal (3), Vacaction (20), Work from Anywhere (10) throughout the year
2- Come in super early before anyone and just leave before anyone in your department comes in
3- Come in on holiday and then you get another bonus day (manager needs to sign off on this)
4- Come in on weekend
5- GOAT LEVEL - Come in Sat night, swipe before midnight, leave, swipe back in after midnight on Sunday

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Post ID: @OP+1ooaZUvR

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@4rxf+1ooaZUvR the cycled started September 3rd and it goes for 4 weeks.

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Post ID: @4poy+1ooaZUvR

A train leaves Cairo at 3:00 am, averaging 30 mph. Another train headed the same direction leaves Cairo at 6:00 am, averaging 60 mph...How many BNYM employees does it take to figure out the RTO policy?

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Post ID: @4anb+1ooaZUvR

how is this 4 weeks calculated ?
rolling 4 weeks ?
beginning of month to end of month ?

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Post ID: @4rxf+1ooaZUvR

And my personal favorite here was the zoomer stoner who said “Use your iPhone… Bo-m!”

I have no idea what that person could be on and I don’t even want to know.

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Post ID: @1kqt+1ooaZUvR

weekend swipes do not count.

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Post ID: @1xsj+1ooaZUvR

"Guys they are also tracking the ipaddress from where you are logging in so don’t bother to fool around" - So what?? They have a 60% rule. Just need to swipe in. Who cares if I go home and log on later from home to actually get the work done. Their tracker spits out a ratio. If ratio > 60% you're good. Simple as that.

"Hey dummies,
Stop posting this. Someone at the company who makes WFH policies will see it and will crack down on it. You’re going to ruin it for the rest of us. Be grateful you only have to come in a few days a week and not all five days." - You think this is groundbreaking information these HR dummies couldn't figure out? They don't need to come to these boards to know people are looking for loopholes.

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Post ID: @xac+1ooaZUvR

Guys they are also tracking the ipaddress from where you are logging in so don’t bother to fool around

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Post ID: @owi+1ooaZUvR

Hey dummies,
Stop posting this. Someone at the company who makes WFH policies will see it and will crack down on it. You’re going to ruin it for the rest of us. Be grateful you only have to come in a few days a week and not all five days.

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Post ID: @paf+1ooaZUvR

I do one better- I have a friend swipe my badge while I work from home.

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Post ID: @cdh+1ooaZUvR

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