What team is the enforcement arm for RTO/workplace excellence? I would like to become an RTO enforcement officer or whatever they call themselves. I want to go to people's desks and write tickets for not hitting the 3 days.
I'm picturing black suit and tie, earpiece, clipboard, and dark aviator glasses.
Excuse me Mr/Ms. B3... Why didn't you come in 3 days last week??? I'm going to write a warning this time....
Or, maybe you could just pay attention to your own job? So many people let jealousy steal their happiness and want to blame it on others.
BADGE SWIPE MONITOS ON SEGEAYS
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT
It's sad that the OP uses the word "clipboard" and is labeled as a boomer. I'm not sure when gen x was grouped with boomers, but if you're going to call someone old do it right. Learn the basic age range of boomers. It's easy to hide behind your keyboard and insult others. I guarantee that you don't sling insults in the office. You should take some time and learn how anonymous this site is. Keep insulting us. Your time is coming. You may be in your 20s and think that you are somehow better than your older peers. Remember this... old age and treatury will overcome youth and skill every time
Clipboard? Ok boomer
I like the visual - you should also requisition one of those little meter maid police vehicles with flashing lights to zip around the open floor seating to hand out the citations!
Pretty sure ER since the “ticket” is discipline.