If you thought working at WFM is bad now, wait until the efficiency experts come in and decimate your departments. Amazon is run by people that know what they are doing, and they will be merciless with their vivisection, replacing you with all sorts of nifty technology. First they will come for the crusty old hippies. No one needs a emphysema-ed old hippy making their breakfast tacos. In between coughing fits and the need to change their oxygen tank, you'll thank Amazon for replacing these losers with a touchscreen ordering system. Next they will come for the younger WFM lifers that are maxed out in pay. That $14.33 you spent a decade to get to will be slashed to $10.00. Remember, you work in a grocery store. Then, they'll come for the cliquish bull dykes that tend to dominate ASTL and STL ranks. These are angry people that smoke dope with regional vice-presidents and have somehow wormed there way up to "the top". They make way too much money for their education and show it by buying expensive vehicles, tattoos and body piercings. Once these people are gone, Amazon will replace another 1/3 with aisle kiosks and robots. AI will replace the 'knowledgeable' TM on the floor. Instead of some b---s--- answer based on shaky facts, AI robots and drones will hover and scurry past customers, answering all of their annoying f---ing questions without any attitude or drug-addled, hungover lethargy. The humans that are still on the floor will be zombies, stocking product on the shelves directed by an Amazon robot. Eventually, the stores that never have customers in them will be shuttered and in those cities, customers will have to buy WFM product on Amazon.com (ha ha!). Finally, an army of killer drones armed with hippy BO and patchouli will hunt down John Mackey and remove him from his perch. Bezos will then teabag him and launch him into space where he can discover what love really is.