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In ACN what are all the major credentials required to become an MD?

I am a Senior Manager for the last 5 Years in SAP Finance (5 Years ago close friend that is an MD helped me to become a Sr Manager and as a CC he helped my pay hike every year, now that MD was let go last week), now how do I become an MD, when my Network Helping MD is gone, my dreams are falling apart


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  • Be a real snake.
  • Be a bootlicker.
  • Expect bootlicking.
  • Wine and fine internally. Be a part of the "inner circle "
  • Always steal credit.
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Post ID: @kf+1kxcpfn9m

@OP Hmm let's see..

  • Dishonest to the core: able to embrace and execute dishonest behavior and communications at the drop of a hat depending on the goal. Lying is like breathing.

  • No discernable value to contribute across hands-on functional/technical skills, leadership, sales, marketing, or strategy. This low metric in inverse proportion with your ability to take credit for any & all positive outcomes while deflecting blame for negative outcomes.

  • A$$ kissing is like breathing: Say yes to everything and then delegate it to the people who are already working 60 hour weeks (they can always do more) while you take evenings and weekends off.

  • Buzzword bingo: Memorize the glossary even though you don't know or understand what 95% of it means.

  • Blather incessantly about your high flying personal/family lifestyle. You are a non-stop daredevil, luxury world traveler, race car driver, fantasy [fill in the blank] camp, fine dining, parasailing, $1200 per ticket concert going machine! Never fail to let your team know 24/7 lest they forget!

  • Otherwise just generally no conscience, no character, no soul, you'd like about the time of day if you had something to gain from it.

Not go get 'em!

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