Since there is a post around location strategy, what about groups having to be together?
Any news or updates for co-location strategy?
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Can we choose who to be co-located next to? I want to avoid obese, colored or foul smelling individuals.
I'm gonna need you to sit in the basement
Phase 1, Charlie: use this “Location Strategy” concept as a veiled lever and means to eliminate the US workforce
Phase 2: phase 1 didn’t destroy enough American careers. Deploy the dreaded CO-location strategy!
Phase 3: phase 1 wasn’t evil enough, and phase 2 was way too complicated for anyone to inplement ugh. Someone needs to think of an idea that will REALLY crush the souls of these people helping us make all of this $$!!
Ekene E.: Hold my beer, chuck……..
We desperately need you to sit in the same building as your team, in person collaboration is a critical element of our vision for the company.
Also, you and your team are being downsized, and we are closing the building.
Also, your request to relocate to a company approved hub has been denied.
That's where we are.
The purpose of colocation strat is to cut domestic head count. Just like every other strategy out of HY.
There are mandates about this and will be a lot more to come.
Colocation strategy sounds better than cutting US jobs and adding India and Philippine jobs.
This is and ever has been tied to the head count efficiency programs. If you're in a location that is not a core location for your division, do the math.
Was this ever about a strategy?
The strategy that never ends. When did they first start talking about this? 2020?
Cool. All they have to do is force customers to all move to the same city somehow and my team is ready for this!
Why would management implement something so obvious and intuitive?